When presented with the options, “Would you rather watch some old hillbilly crotchet or go for an awesome adventure to see a waterfall?” by my wife’s stand-up comedian cousin, I chose waterfall adventure.  The problem with my choice was that as much as I want to be adventurous and outdoorsy, I am not.  Unless I am in an air-conditioned gym, I don’t like sweating.  Weird, I know.  I also don’t care much…