I’m a quarter Italian.  I wish I was more.  It’s a goal I have always strived for but will never been able to achieve.  I would even settle for one of those cool Italian last names that many of my high school classmates had like Gatta, Salvatore, or Vigorito.  At least then I would appear full-blooded to others.  But no, I have a Welsh last name instead.  I can’t even fake Italian….